Draco found it was nice being able to talk freely, about magic, his own life, and about Muggle things that he didn’t understand or just found baffling. Draco never admitted it, but he was almost glad for Potter.
Things between them changed the second Potter asked him, albeit inadvertently, out on a date and—the point Draco chose to focus on at the time—offered to pay.
“I’ve got the night off, actually,” Draco had casually dropped into conversation. “Swapped shifts with someone this week.” He didn’t want Potter to think he’d done it on purpose, or to make Potter think he had to spend time with Draco.
“Oh. Um,” Potter replied, “want to go get dinner then?”
Draco shook his head and cringed. He should have known Potter would want to do something that involved money. “I can’t afford it.” Potter knew Draco’s situation; there was no point lying.
“That’s fine, I’ll pay.”
Just like that. With no fuss or bother or hesitation, Potter offered to buy Draco dinner. Draco was shocked, but refused to let it show. He raised an eyebrow and went for humour. “Are you asking me out on a date, Saint Potter?”
“Well, yeah, I guess I am.” Potter seemed shocked at his own words, but didn’t seem in any kind of hurry to take them back.
Draco stood, his face slack as his mind whirled. Potter was gay? Potter was gay and interested in Draco? Potter was both of those things and willing to pay to take Draco on a date? Before he’d thought it all through enough, Draco had made his decision. He found himself nodding. “Oh. Well, alright then.”
what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?
YES, WE HAD THIS IN NEW JERSEY. IS THIS NOT A THING?
was this… not a thing everywhere??
Confirming this was a thing in Arkansas and it was my favorite thing. Way better than that crap Farmer in the Dell. Dale? The one about the farmer.
I never heard this ever in California while growing up… but when I lived and worked in China as a preschool teacher, this was a song used in their curriculum. So it exists in English classes in Suzhou, China! I can confirm that….lmfao
Sang it as a child in Pennsylvania and in Delaware but I just assumed the tri state had more fucked up things than usual
We definitely had this in the Bay Area of California.
Confirmed in Texas
Confirmed for Iowa, Wisconsin, and Illinois!
Confirmed for Toronto, Canada!
Checking in from Michigan. 0u0
Confirmed for Nebraska.
Washington had it, too.
Confirmed for Maryland!
Confirmed for Texas!
confirmed georgia and bay area california
In the Ozarks, we brought it home, smashed it up, and wiped it on our clothes. That’s as far as that went.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts though…
Sang it in southern Indiana–but only in Girl Scouts (along with One Bottle Pop/Fish’n’Chips’n’Vinegar; some of the other kids knew the greasy grimy gopher guts song, but it wasn’t sung by the whole group at daycamp like the others. Oh, and, Little Bunny FooFoo and An Austrian Went Yodeling and Going On A Bear Hunt and Black Socks. yeah.)
Saskatchewan Canada too
Yeah, we do this one in Oregon too! Although I’ve also heard it replace licking the bumblebee with wiping it off (we’d mime wiping it on our pants.)
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can you help me find a drarry fic? Harry was sent to an au where he had apologized to Draco after the sectumsemspra incident and they fell in love, and Ginny is with Blaze and they have a daughter that adores Harry and she's the only one that knows it's not her real uncle Harry? I can't remember much else. It was my favorite and I lost it :( I would really appreciate if you could help me find it!
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I’m pretty sure this is Turn by Saras_girl! It’s on AO3!
1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.
2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.
3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.
4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.
5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?
6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.
7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.
8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.
9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.
10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around.
I’m not even american but oh my god don’t let this scumbag be your fucking president
11. He wants to shut down all mosques, though he knows that it may be illegal
12. He wants to make all Muslims wear a badge and carry an ID that says that they’re Muslim
Remind you of anything?
Reblogging again for that^
13. He said that autistic children just need to be properly disciplined and that people suffering through depression and PTSD are acting as though they’re the first generation to struggle with these issues.
everyone needs to see this
14. He wanted to set up a “humane deportation force” That would rid America of Illegal immigrants.
Eerily enough, the Nazis had proposed a similar idea of wanting the Jews out of Europe; to set up a deportation force to exile the Jews from Europe. (source)
Wake up America.You are literally voting for the modern Adolf Hitler
15. He made fun of a NY Times reporter’s disability.
16. He said that if he would date Ivanka if she wasnt his daughter.
17. He stated on-air that he would order the deaths of the families of terrorists, which is a war crime. Let me repeat that. He openly stated he would “take out” innocents because they were related to terrorists, which is a WAR CRIME. This declaration, by the way, absolutely shocked and silenced the Fox News folks he was talking to. Fox News thought he went too far.
18. Aside from being an awful human being, he’s a terrible businessman. Motherfucker’s declared bankruptcy four times, bailed out by the US government each time. His enterprises are money pits that fuck over investors. He’d literally have eight times his current wealth if he’d taken the seed money he started with, put it in a bank, and left it alone.
This post is golden. I also want to add that the UK had a very serious debate in parliament on banning him from UK entry, because of how dangerous his idea’s are considered. They talk about some seriously valid points to how problematic he is.
reblog if you’re on team “I acknowledge that Draco Malfoy is a highly flawed individual and in no way condone the shit he’s done, but I strongly believe he was deserving of a redemption arc and it hurts my soul that JKR chose not to explore that”
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